A Furious Pipedream

IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU'D BE HOME ALREADY

February 23, 2013 5:38 pm
porkmagazine:

FUCK IT, WHY NOT MAKE 48 NEW BUTTONS TODAY!!! 24 NEW BLACK & WHITE SNOTTY SAYINGS FROM THE BOMB CRATERS AT BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS. ZIG ZAG MAN, SIT ON MY FACE, BAD REPUTATION, SKATEBOARD CHAMPION, BRUCE LEE, KRAZY BUNNY, DO IT TODAY! PEACE BROTHER (SERIOUSLY!), SCHOOL IS A DRAG, A REAL DRAG, NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, PIG, MAFIA MEMBER, HA HA, 13 SKULL, WORLD UP MY ASS, FELIX THE BOMBER, RICH PUNKS ON COKE, FUCK AUTHORITY, YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SO YOU SHOULD BUY ALL THESE BUTTONS ON CREDIT, REAL ARTIST, MEET MY TROUSER TROLL IN YOUR DARK ALLEY, HECKLE & JECKLE, WHERE IS THE CHAOS? GIMME A BEER & GET ON THE BUS! AT THE PORK SHOP!!! DOING IT TO YOU SEVEN SWEET & SOUR VARIETIES. 


I can see like a million that I MUST HAVE.
Also I lost my “I HATE BUTTONS” button and I need to get another one. :’C

porkmagazine:

FUCK IT, WHY NOT MAKE 48 NEW BUTTONS TODAY!!! 24 NEW BLACK & WHITE SNOTTY SAYINGS FROM THE BOMB CRATERS AT BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS. ZIG ZAG MAN, SIT ON MY FACE, BAD REPUTATION, SKATEBOARD CHAMPION, BRUCE LEE, KRAZY BUNNY, DO IT TODAY! PEACE BROTHER (SERIOUSLY!), SCHOOL IS A DRAG, A REAL DRAG, NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, PIG, MAFIA MEMBER, HA HA, 13 SKULL, WORLD UP MY ASS, FELIX THE BOMBER, RICH PUNKS ON COKE, FUCK AUTHORITY, YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SO YOU SHOULD BUY ALL THESE BUTTONS ON CREDIT, REAL ARTIST, MEET MY TROUSER TROLL IN YOUR DARK ALLEY, HECKLE & JECKLE, WHERE IS THE CHAOS? GIMME A BEER & GET ON THE BUS! AT THE PORK SHOP!!! DOING IT TO YOU SEVEN SWEET & SOUR VARIETIES. 

I can see like a million that I MUST HAVE.

Also I lost my “I HATE BUTTONS” button and I need to get another one. :’C

(via porkmagazine)

5:27 pm
Grumpy Cat Tee Design Survey

tardthegrumpycat:

Anyone want to share their feelings on some new Grumpy Cat T-Shirt designs? We will be giving away some free shirts once production begins! Help us out by taking this survey! (Use a valid email as that’s how we will be giving away the freebies!.

http://questionpro.com/t/ACjVwZPFQ4

Come on and take half a minute to rate some t-shirt designs and possibly get some cool free stuff. I saw some AWESOME designs that I #WANT.

February 8, 2013 12:44 pm
porkmagazine:

onegoodglove:

katieaaberg:

Shalom Cross on Flickr.
New in the PORK SHOP! The SHALOM CROSS!!!

OK I HAVE FORTY BUCKS, IM JOINING THE PORK ARMY IF I CAN GET THIS INSTEAD OF THE PINK CROSS. PLZ.

THE NEW SHALOM CROSS!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!! KOSHER FOR PASSOVER. STAR OF DAVID. AS ABOVE, SO BELOW. MAGIC. SHALOM. PEACE. DIGGIT. AT THE PORK SHOP.


THIS. IS. AWESOME. And I want one!
But I still kinda want it in pink. ;3

porkmagazine:

onegoodglove:

katieaaberg:

Shalom Cross on Flickr.

New in the PORK SHOP!
The SHALOM CROSS!!!

OK I HAVE FORTY BUCKS, IM JOINING THE PORK ARMY IF I CAN GET THIS INSTEAD OF THE PINK CROSS. PLZ.

THE NEW SHALOM CROSS!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!! KOSHER FOR PASSOVER. STAR OF DAVID. AS ABOVE, SO BELOW. MAGIC. SHALOM. PEACE. DIGGIT. AT THE PORK SHOP.

THIS. IS. AWESOME. And I want one!

But I still kinda want it in pink. ;3

(via porkmagazine)

November 27, 2012 10:35 pm
katieaaberg:

Spend the holidays with PORK on Flickr.
IT’S THE PORK SHOP XMAS SALE!!! HERE’S THE DEAL! FROM NOW UNTIL DECEMBER 20TH, IF YOU SPEND OVER $25 & ENTER THE MAGIC CODE “XMAS” YOU’LL GET 15% OFF YOUR ORDER!!! YEAH!!! ONLY AT THE PORK SHOP!!! PORK ARMY REBLOG. REBLOG. BOOST THE SIGNAL!!!

katieaaberg:

Spend the holidays with PORK on Flickr.

IT’S THE PORK SHOP XMAS SALE!!!

HERE’S THE DEAL! FROM NOW UNTIL DECEMBER 20TH, IF YOU SPEND OVER $25 & ENTER THE MAGIC CODE “XMAS” YOU’LL GET 15% OFF YOUR ORDER!!! YEAH!!! ONLY AT THE PORK SHOP!!! PORK ARMY REBLOG. REBLOG. BOOST THE SIGNAL!!!

November 11, 2012 3:07 pm
porkmagazine:

Give the gift of shopping at the PORK SHOP!!! We are now offering PORK SHOP gift certificates (AKA PHONY MAZOOMA) in $13 & $69 denominations. You will be buying an alternative currency, only usable in the PORK SHOP (for now) that comes with a SECRET CODE to enter to claim your PHONY MAZOOMA. The PHONY MAZOOMA is crazily illustrated by American Weirdo Supreme, Sean Aaberg. Purchasers of the Gift Certificate will receive real, actual PHONY MAZOOMA currency with the SECRET CODE printed on it. At the PORK SHOP!!! 

porkmagazine:

Give the gift of shopping at the PORK SHOP!!! We are now offering PORK SHOP gift certificates (AKA PHONY MAZOOMA) in $13 & $69 denominations. You will be buying an alternative currency, only usable in the PORK SHOP (for now) that comes with a SECRET CODE to enter to claim your PHONY MAZOOMA. The PHONY MAZOOMA is crazily illustrated by American Weirdo Supreme, Sean Aaberg. Purchasers of the Gift Certificate will receive real, actual PHONY MAZOOMA currency with the SECRET CODE printed on it. At the PORK SHOP!!! 

October 7, 2012 5:54 pm
ameliabutter:

red nails and a giant eyeball
seasonally appropriate spooky eyeball giant button from blitzkrieg buttons!
nails from my friend Sara who is my best nail babe
photo by  Katie

ameliabutter:

red nails and a giant eyeball

seasonally appropriate spooky eyeball giant button from blitzkrieg buttons!

nails from my friend Sara who is my best nail babe

photo by  Katie

October 2, 2012 1:51 pm

The Phillippines passes a cybercrime prevention act that makes SOPA look reasonable

akoaykayumanggi:

The Philippines Passes a Cybercrime Prevention Act that Makes SOPA Look Reasonable

ellobofilipino:

The dark days of SOPA and PIPA are behind the US, at least temporarily as copyright tycoons reground and restrategize, attempting to come up with measures that don’t cause the entire internet to shut down in protest.

But one country has already moved ahead with similar legislation. The government of the Philippines has passed the Cybercrime Prevention Act, which on the surface, as usual, sounds perfectly well-intentioned. But when you read the actual contents of what’s been deemed “cybercrime,” SOPA’s proposed censorship sounds downright lax by comparison.

Yes, there’s the usual hacking, cracking, identity theft and spamming, which most of us can agree should be illegal. But there’s also cybersex, pornography, file-sharing (SOPA’s main target) and the most controversial provision, online libel.

Now, as someone who has been the target of many a vicious attack from commenters or forum posters, I can understand frustration with the nature of online anonymous criticism. But to actually try to make such a thing illegal? You wade into dangerous waters that anything resembling freedom of speech will likely drown in. And that’s overlooking the free speech implications trampled by banning pornography and file-sharing as well, two provisions getting less attention due to the severity of the libel section.

Read in full

Over the past few weeks, Filipinos online have been trying to raise awareness over the potentially dangerous provisions of the Cybercrime Prevention Law of 2012.

Under the guise of campaigning against cybersex, hacking, identity theft and other online crimes, the Philippine Congress passed a law, approved by President Aquino, which contains provisions which go counter to basic human freedoms enshrined in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and even the Philippine Constitution.

And it would seem that the campaign have fallen to deaf ears as the Supreme Court earlier today refused to issue a restraining order against the implementation of the law (which takes effect just an hour from now). The high court has yet to render its judgment on seven petitions against the law filed by various lawyers, journalists, bloggers and human rights activists.

I do hope that just like what happened during the protests against SOPA, where everyone on the net regardless of country and region, voiced out objections against the repressive measure, social media users from different parts of the world would also express sympathy against the passage of the Philippine Cybercrime Prevention Law. Then again, that might also be too much to ask for.

(via sonicviagra)

1:50 pm
sonicviagra:

lemonlimevanilla:

NO TO CYBERCRIME LAW!
Senators who voted YES:Sen. Tito SottoSen. Bong RevillaSen. Manny VillarSen. Lito Lapid
Sen. Koko PimentelSen. Jinggoy EstradaSen. Loren LegardaSen. Chiz EscuderoSen. Ping LacsonSen. Gringo HonasanSen. Pia CayetanoSen. Bongbong MarcosSen. Ralph Recto
***I didn’t vote for your President, FYI.
Sign the petition HERE
Read more

Please signal boost, guys.
The Philippines need media coverage around the world if they hope to have any chance at repealing this shit.
To put things short, this bill is SOPA and ACTA’s demon spawn.
It was signed in at an inconvenient time, purposely for political reasons. This bill will restrict the voice of anyone who wishes to speak out against their politician, and is so vague and convoluted that 12-year jail time can be smacked on anyone for the most absurd reasons.

sonicviagra:

lemonlimevanilla:

NO TO CYBERCRIME LAW!

Senators who voted YES:

Sen. Tito Sotto
Sen. Bong Revilla
Sen. Manny Villar
Sen. Lito Lapid

Sen. Koko Pimentel
Sen. Jinggoy Estrada
Sen. Loren Legarda
Sen. Chiz Escudero
Sen. Ping Lacson
Sen. Gringo Honasan
Sen. Pia Cayetano
Sen. Bongbong Marcos
Sen. Ralph Recto

***I didn’t vote for your President, FYI.

Sign the petition HERE

Read more

Please signal boost, guys.

The Philippines need media coverage around the world if they hope to have any chance at repealing this shit.

To put things short, this bill is SOPA and ACTA’s demon spawn.

It was signed in at an inconvenient time, purposely for political reasons. This bill will restrict the voice of anyone who wishes to speak out against their politician, and is so vague and convoluted that 12-year jail time can be smacked on anyone for the most absurd reasons.

September 30, 2012 5:38 pm
porkmagazine:

I FEEL GREAT WHEN I’VE GOT MY PORK TOTE BAG & I’M TAKING ORDERS TO THE POST OFFICE OR CHECKIN’ OUT BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY. IT’S LIKE SLAPPING THE WORLD IN THE FACE WITH PORK!!! GITTUM AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

HEY CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA
WOULD MAKE A GREAT “STOCKING”

porkmagazine:

I FEEL GREAT WHEN I’VE GOT MY PORK TOTE BAG & I’M TAKING ORDERS TO THE POST OFFICE OR CHECKIN’ OUT BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY. IT’S LIKE SLAPPING THE WORLD IN THE FACE WITH PORK!!! GITTUM AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

HEY CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA

WOULD MAKE A GREAT “STOCKING”

September 20, 2012 11:26 pm