Office by Alex Penny
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU'D BE HOME ALREADY
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BE SOMEBODY!!! JOIN THE PORK ARMY!!!
There’s only one army worth joining & that’s the PORK Army! Be a part of the solution instead of part of the problem! The world needs PORKING & the PORK ARMY is gonna do it! For just $40 you can become one of the few, the brave, the righteous, the PORK ARMY! Enlist & get lots of kool gear!
Membership includes:
Exclusive 2 color screen printed canvas back patch
Limited edition PORK Iron Cross necklace
Exclusive 2 color embroidered PORK Army patch
3 Exclusive PORK ARMY buttons
2 exclusive pork army screen-printed posters by Sean Aaberg
membership card
THE PORK CODE
& fringe benefits
A PACKAGE VALUE WELL OVER $60 BUT JUST $40 TO YOU!
PRE-ORDER NOW FOR A MID-APRIL SHIP OUT!!!“BUT MY ALLOWANCE IS ONLY $3 A WEEK!!! I CAN’T SHELL OUT FORTY BUCKS TO JOIN THE PORK ARMY!”
HEY KID, FOR JUST $13 YOU CAN STILL ENLIST, GET THE PORK ARMY MEMBERSHIP CARD & THE PORK CODE. RIGHT HERE.
MAKE SURE TO FILL OUT THE MEMBERSHIP FORM!!! HERE!!!ENLIST TODAY!!!
PLEASE REBLOG!!!!WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?! JOIN UP TODAY!!!!!
I SAID REBLOG IT!!!
(via porkmagazine)
I giggled when I read the rules. :3COMING SOON! BE SOMEBODY! JOIN THE PORK ARMY!!!
PORK ARMY MEMBERSHIP CARD (by SEAN AABERG)
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