Office by Alex Penny
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU'D BE HOME ALREADY
FUCK IT, WHY NOT MAKE 48 NEW BUTTONS TODAY!!! 24 NEW BLACK & WHITE SNOTTY SAYINGS FROM THE BOMB CRATERS AT BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS. ZIG ZAG MAN, SIT ON MY FACE, BAD REPUTATION, SKATEBOARD CHAMPION, BRUCE LEE, KRAZY BUNNY, DO IT TODAY! PEACE BROTHER (SERIOUSLY!), SCHOOL IS A DRAG, A REAL DRAG, NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, PIG, MAFIA MEMBER, HA HA, 13 SKULL, WORLD UP MY ASS, FELIX THE BOMBER, RICH PUNKS ON COKE, FUCK AUTHORITY, YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SO YOU SHOULD BUY ALL THESE BUTTONS ON CREDIT, REAL ARTIST, MEET MY TROUSER TROLL IN YOUR DARK ALLEY, HECKLE & JECKLE, WHERE IS THE CHAOS? GIMME A BEER & GET ON THE BUS! AT THE PORK SHOP!!! DOING IT TO YOU SEVEN SWEET & SOUR VARIETIES.
I can see like a million that I MUST HAVE.
Also I lost my “I HATE BUTTONS” button and I need to get another one. :’C
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Holy crap this is amazing.my jacket on Flickr.
finally finished this sucker!
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pipu:
BE SOMEBODY!!! JOIN THE PORK ARMY!!!
There’s only one army worth joining & that’s the PORK Army! Be a part of the solution instead of part of the problem! The world needs PORKING & the PORK ARMY is gonna do it! For just $40 you can become one of the few, the brave, the righteous, the PORK ARMY! Enlist & get lots of kool gear!
Membership includes:
Exclusive 2 color screen printed canvas back patch
Limited edition PORK Iron Cross necklace
Exclusive 2 color embroidered PORK Army patch
3 Exclusive PORK ARMY buttons
2 exclusive pork army screen-printed posters by Sean Aaberg
membership card
THE PORK CODE
& fringe benefits
A PACKAGE VALUE WELL OVER $60 BUT JUST $40 TO YOU!
PRE-ORDER NOW FOR A MID-APRIL SHIP OUT!!!“BUT MY ALLOWANCE IS ONLY $3 A WEEK!!! I CAN’T SHELL OUT FORTY BUCKS TO JOIN THE PORK ARMY!”
HEY KID, FOR JUST $13 YOU CAN STILL ENLIST, GET THE PORK ARMY MEMBERSHIP CARD & THE PORK CODE. RIGHT HERE.
MAKE SURE TO FILL OUT THE MEMBERSHIP FORM!!! HERE!!!ENLIST TODAY!!!
PLEASE REBLOG!!!!WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?! JOIN UP TODAY!!!!!
I SAID REBLOG IT!!!
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I giggled when I read the rules. :3COMING SOON! BE SOMEBODY! JOIN THE PORK ARMY!!!
PORK ARMY MEMBERSHIP CARD (by SEAN AABERG)
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