Office by Alex Penny
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU'D BE HOME ALREADY
FUCK IT, WHY NOT MAKE 48 NEW BUTTONS TODAY!!! 24 NEW BLACK & WHITE SNOTTY SAYINGS FROM THE BOMB CRATERS AT BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS. ZIG ZAG MAN, SIT ON MY FACE, BAD REPUTATION, SKATEBOARD CHAMPION, BRUCE LEE, KRAZY BUNNY, DO IT TODAY! PEACE BROTHER (SERIOUSLY!), SCHOOL IS A DRAG, A REAL DRAG, NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, PIG, MAFIA MEMBER, HA HA, 13 SKULL, WORLD UP MY ASS, FELIX THE BOMBER, RICH PUNKS ON COKE, FUCK AUTHORITY, YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SO YOU SHOULD BUY ALL THESE BUTTONS ON CREDIT, REAL ARTIST, MEET MY TROUSER TROLL IN YOUR DARK ALLEY, HECKLE & JECKLE, WHERE IS THE CHAOS? GIMME A BEER & GET ON THE BUS! AT THE PORK SHOP!!! DOING IT TO YOU SEVEN SWEET & SOUR VARIETIES.
I can see like a million that I MUST HAVE.
Also I lost my “I HATE BUTTONS” button and I need to get another one. :’C
(via porkmagazine)
Shalom Cross on Flickr.
New in the PORK SHOP!
The SHALOM CROSS!!!OK I HAVE FORTY BUCKS, IM JOINING THE PORK ARMY IF I CAN GET THIS INSTEAD OF THE PINK CROSS. PLZ.
THE NEW SHALOM CROSS!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!! KOSHER FOR PASSOVER. STAR OF DAVID. AS ABOVE, SO BELOW. MAGIC. SHALOM. PEACE. DIGGIT. AT THE PORK SHOP.
THIS. IS. AWESOME. And I want one!
But I still kinda want it in pink. ;3
(via porkmagazine)
Spend the holidays with PORK on Flickr.
IT’S THE PORK SHOP XMAS SALE!!!
HERE’S THE DEAL! FROM NOW UNTIL DECEMBER 20TH, IF YOU SPEND OVER $25 & ENTER THE MAGIC CODE “XMAS” YOU’LL GET 15% OFF YOUR ORDER!!! YEAH!!! ONLY AT THE PORK SHOP!!! PORK ARMY REBLOG. REBLOG. BOOST THE SIGNAL!!!
Give the gift of shopping at the PORK SHOP!!! We are now offering PORK SHOP gift certificates (AKA PHONY MAZOOMA) in $13 & $69 denominations. You will be buying an alternative currency, only usable in the PORK SHOP (for now) that comes with a SECRET CODE to enter to claim your PHONY MAZOOMA. The PHONY MAZOOMA is crazily illustrated by American Weirdo Supreme, Sean Aaberg. Purchasers of the Gift Certificate will receive real, actual PHONY MAZOOMA currency with the SECRET CODE printed on it. At the PORK SHOP!!!
{GLOW IN THE DARK INK}
Up all night drinking at that old bar. The one where the wood is worn down & shiny smooth with millions of foot-prints over time. People drowning in their emotions & writing songs about it. Monkeys drinking PORK liquor! The ghost of that dude who took some of his final steps out of this bar & died in his sleep is always looking over your shoulder here. He wants to slit everyone’s throat, just because they’re living & he isn’t.
Glowing, ghostly white on three in the morning black t-shirts.
Printed by Nocturne Screenprinting.
THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL
Last night I was running some errands in the Gateway area and stopped at the Taco Bell for some grub (which is extremely rare for me but I wanted something fast and cheap).
The clerk took my order and then saw my big “PICK PORK” button on my purse and he was like, “Whoa, I should get that tattooed on me!” And I was like, “What, you like the magazine?” and he was like, “Duh, YEAH!” So I started digging around in my purse for some PORK stickers because I usually have some but I was out! I apologized to him ‘cause I felt bad and then sat down and ate my food.
But on my way out I just gave him my button ‘cause anybody that says they wanna get it tattooed on them probably deserves it more than I do. :)
I FEEL GREAT WHEN I’VE GOT MY PORK TOTE BAG & I’M TAKING ORDERS TO THE POST OFFICE OR CHECKIN’ OUT BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY. IT’S LIKE SLAPPING THE WORLD IN THE FACE WITH PORK!!! GITTUM AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
HEY CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA
WOULD MAKE A GREAT “STOCKING”
Pork magazine cover has a new home on our wall.
COOL!!!
This is a cool idea! I actually have a copy of every issue of PORK ever and the cover art is always incredible, maybe I should frame them and hang them all in my studio?
tanupork (by SEAN AABERG)
I’ve always adored the tanuki, this is awesome as shit. I love the weirdo take on it.
I think he needs to be carrying a sack of fireworks over his shoulder though!
Sean, I seriously hope you make this into a poster.
