A Furious Pipedream

1. Don’t have any work or school to do on a Monday.
2. Have the house to yourself.
3. Start playing loud-ass music at 9:00 am. Start the day with an hour and 15-minute long hip-hop & dance mixtape.
4. Give your hair a long-overdue olive oil treatment.
5. While you wait for the olive oil to do its magic, play Skyrim for two hours.
6. Shower, take as long as you want to get dressed. Play with the Internet wearing nothing but a towel for a while. Make sure you wear your favorite perfume or cologne.
7. Make yourself a killer lunch or possibly take yourself out to lunch.
8. ????
9. Profit.