A Furious Pipedream

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October 18, 2012 10:57 am

PORK FRIENDS

Last night I was running some errands in the Gateway area and stopped at the Taco Bell for some grub (which is extremely rare for me but I wanted something fast and cheap).

The clerk took my order and then saw my big “PICK PORK” button on my purse and he was like, “Whoa, I should get that tattooed on me!” And I was like, “What, you like the magazine?” and he was like, “Duh, YEAH!” So I started digging around in my purse for some PORK stickers because I usually have some but I was out! I apologized to him ‘cause I felt bad and then sat down and ate my food.

But on my way out I just gave him my button ‘cause anybody that says they wanna get it tattooed on them probably deserves it more than I do. :)