Voice from Skyrim: "The Riverwood Trader has everything you need in a general store..."
Me (from the kitchen): Oh reaaally? Do you carry tampons?
Husband (in the livingroom, playing Skyrim): Actually, they do. It works the same as an "Inflict Rage" spell.
Me: ... *laughs*
The pundits have asked, ‘Is this all some joke?’ We’ve all...– Stephen Colbert, making his speech at his “Rock Me Like a Herman Cain” South Carolina Republican primary rally on January 20, 2012 at the College of Charleston (06:20 to 06:53)
Long life should be longer… speech should be short.– Dr. Nakamats (Nakamatsu Yoshiro), accepting the 2005 Ig Nobel prize for Nutrition.
To those few poor, misguided souls that follow my blog: I apologize for having a shitty, easy-to-hack password protecting my Tumblr stuffs. You might’ve guessed some asshole hacked my blog from all the tarded Starbucks posts. I didn’t even realize it until I looked at my Twitter feed and saw a shit-ton of posts from my Tumblr on there that I didn’t make. Just for the record I...