HEY TUMBLR AND THE PEOPLE ON IT
Life is rough right now. I’m not currently in school and I’ve been looking for a JERB since the beginning of October. No Internet at home and my phone’s been shut off for a while, so it ain’t easy going and money is way tight. Send me e-mails if you want my new number (you can both call and text it but it is not a phone… ooh mysterious!).
Anyway that’s why I haven’t been around but I promise I haven’t forgotten about you guys and I’ll come back once things in my life are slightly more stable.
In the meantime send donations to
If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic
no but seriously imagine it this way
a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object
you must be fun at parties